My dick's nickname is Mr. Rogers. Won't you be my neighbor?

Ever wish your dick was more memorable? With our 'My dick's nickname is Mr. Rogers. Won't you be my neighbor?' Tee. People won't be able to help but here your dick's theme song when they see your shirt.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size