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Dictator... Heavy on the Dic.

Dictator... Heavy on the Dic.

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Do you know how hard my nipples are?

Do you know how hard my nipples are?

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Fat AF on the outside. Fit AF on the inside.

Fat AF on the outside. Fit AF on the inside.

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I'm more homo than sapien.

I'm more homo than sapien.

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While most people say, "Glory, hallelujah!" You say, "Glory hole, hell yeah!"

While most people say, "Glory, hallelujah!" You say, "Glory hole, hell yeah!"

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My dick's nickname is Mr. Rogers. Won't you be my neighbor?

My dick's nickname is Mr. Rogers. Won't you be my neighbor?

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I had so much extra skin, that I had to be circumcised twice. It looked like a turtleneck that was way too long on me.

I had so much extra skin, that I had to be circumcised twice. It looked like a turtleneck that was way too long on me.

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Shut up before I put my bean bag in your bean burrito.

Shut up before I put my bean bag in your bean burrito.

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My schlong longs for you.

My schlong longs for you.

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I hope you only have mediocre orgasms. (Image on back)

I hope you only have mediocre orgasms. (Image on back)

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Collection: Tops

Dictator... Heavy on the Dic.

Dictator... Heavy on the Dic.

Do you know how hard my nipples are?

Do you know how hard my nipples are?

Fat AF on the outside. Fit AF on the inside.

Fat AF on the outside. Fit AF on the inside.

I'm more homo than sapien.

I'm more homo than sapien.

While most people say, "Glory, hallelujah!" You say, "Glory hole, hell yeah!"

While most people say, "Glory, hallelujah!" You say, "Glory hole, hell yeah!"

My dick's nickname is Mr. Rogers. Won't you be my neighbor?

My dick's nickname is Mr. Rogers. Won't you be my neighbor?

I had so much extra skin, that I had to be circumcised twice. It looked like a turtleneck that was way too long on me.

I had so much extra skin, that I had to be circumcised twice. It looked like a turtleneck that was way too long on me.

Shut up before I put my bean bag in your bean burrito.

Shut up before I put my bean bag in your bean burrito.

My schlong longs for you.

My schlong longs for you.

I hope you only have mediocre orgasms. (Image on back)

I hope you only have mediocre orgasms. (Image on back)

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